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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

  • Me:

    *playing Tomb Raider*

  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:

    Mind if I sit with you?

  • Me:

    *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.

  • Grandmother:

    *sits* Thank you, dear.

  • Me:

    *continuing to play for about five minutes*

  • Grandmother:

  • Grandmother:

  • Grandmother:

    LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL

  • Grandmother:

    THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE

  • Grandmother:

    OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE

  • Grandmother:

    STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER

  • Grandmother:

    KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL

  • Grandmother:

    OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH

  • Grandmother:

    RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN

  • Grandmother:

    OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL

  • Me:

    *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma

  • Grandmother:

    *sweet smile* Hmm?

  • Me:

    Grandma oh my god

  • Grandmother:

    *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.

  • Me:

  • Me:

  • Grandmother:

    Kill them.

fangirlfromtartarus:

princewenyuan:

when you like new thing

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when you find friends who like new thing 

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The fact that we understand this says a lot about tumblr.

Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense. This day is all that is good and fair. It is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on yesterdays.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via likeafieldmouse)
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
Italian Proverb. (via setbabiesonfire)

my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today

likeafieldmouse:

Julien Magre - Unrest (2014)

Hey, look it’s my day

Hey, look it’s my day

rattyarts:

30 Day Monster Girl Challenge - Day 6: Spider Girl
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Here’s my long awaited next entry for the monster girl ch-… Huh. My mistake, this appears to be a normal human girl.

rattyarts:

30 Day Monster Girl Challenge - Day 6: Spider Girl

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Here’s my long awaited next entry for the monster girl ch-… Huh. My mistake, this appears to be a normal human girl.

I will pay my midgets well.